Little Red Riding Hood once went for a stroll in the woods

She liked the woods because the woods made her happy

A big bad wolf wants to devour Little Red Riding Hood

He secretly stalks her behind trees and bushes and shrubs and patches of little grass

He hides in the closet waiting for Little Red Riding Hood to come

When Little Red Riding Hood comes, she exclaims “What a deep voice you have!”

The big bad wolf replies “You like it deep, don’t you?”

Little Red Riding Hood says “Goodness, what big eyes you have!”

The big bad wolf replies “You like them big, don’t you?”

Little Red Riding Hood says “And what big hands you have!”

The big bad wolf replies “The better to grab you with”

Lastly, Little Red Riding Hood says “What a big mouth you have”

The big bad wolf replies “The better to eat you with!”

Then the big bad wolf eats Little Red Riding Hood

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