Here’s a list of quotations that make no sense when you really think about them. I’ve tried to present more logical decoding for the same.

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Right. Because animals don’t make any sounds.

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Because nutrition is too mainstream, huh?

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Yeah, no..she was probably throwing a fit about her hair.

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Er…and women whose dress makes them look fat.

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Really? ALL of it? Couldn’t I leave just one ventricle at home?

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I don’t even…

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Oh! Good for you! Well, I found weed. Just like that.

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In that case, I ACCEPT that I sometimes kill people for money.

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Dont change the subject, what happened to the storm?

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Umm, I’m not sure I want your love then. I mean, really tempting offer and all…

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What the fuck have you been smoking?

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Oh! You mean like have sex with horny people – they need it the most? Got it.

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They warned us about giving candy to boys like that at Pedophiles anonymous.

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It’s crap like this that stupid people pass off as sensitive and heartwarming. Stupid people who send smses with idiotic motivational garbage that makes no sense. Stupid people who believe in pseudo everything instead of what’s actually real. Being vulnerable is not about saying something or doing something that you do or say in a moment of weakness. It’s about the impulse your brain sends to your face to act like it’s okay and that you’re in control. It’s the antibody, not the disease. Being personal is overrated. Nobody needs to know. Nobody gives a flying fuck. They’re too busy trying come up with #ChutiyaQuotes

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