Being a writer is not my true calling. If it was, I’d be writing down my thoughts, all the time, on fucking bits of paper and hoarding them and…basically, writing a lot more and about a lot more than I currently do. I don’t write right. I’ll never be a professional writer. So if being a writer is still my true calling (as a lot of people truly believe), I really suck at my true calling. But my true calling would be, by definition, something I’m good at. Crap. I am a writer.